Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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