return my video game
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
God I need to hump something, right now.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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