Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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