quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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