clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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