Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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