I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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