Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Randomize
