Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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