I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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