i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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