I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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