My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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