Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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