Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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