Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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