Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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