big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
and she was petting her beer can
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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