its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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