fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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