Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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