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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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