if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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