How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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