whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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