this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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