don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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