these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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