READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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