what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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