Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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