Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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