Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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