What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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