i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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