About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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