so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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