I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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