id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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