Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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