i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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