we have pet lesbian snakes
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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