It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
