I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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