unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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