# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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