everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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