Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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