Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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