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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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