On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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