How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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