Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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