He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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