I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I woke up under a house in Key West
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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