ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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